I’m way too classy to go around posting peen pics on my blog. However, I will gladly hook you up with this link to my favorite online goss rag DListed, which has posted a super-narsty alleged picture of America’s Favorite STD Clinic, Paris Hilton, naked and holding onto Cee-Lo’s peen for dear life. Cee-Lo. The Gnarls Barkley/Goodie Mob dude. Yeah.
(Ugh. Sorry, Iraq soldiers. I don’t know why I am blogging about this crap and not you. No wait, I do. I am a horrible person.)
Anyway, I have a few thoughts on this:
1. I am pretty sure Cee-lo’s daughter was on an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen. Wikipedia has just confirmed this.
2. In examining said photograph, I hesitate to label the naked ho as Paris, for one reason. Not her moral standing, as we all know she had to have plastic surgery on her knees to remove years of rug burns. No, it’s the fingernails. They are super long and fake, and the polish looks uneven. The middle finger, for example, looks too long and unpolished. I look at a lot of pictures of Paris Hilton (again, sorry soldiers), and I am pretty sure that she is not of the Britney/Kristin Cavallari Fake Nail Tribe.
So as much as I desperately want this to be a picture of Paris going “Crazzzzzzzzzzzzzy” on Cee-lo’s unit, I’m a doubter.