The Things I’ve Learned From Staring at This Picture of Spencer Pratt

1. Spencer definitely watches when girls give him blowjobs.
2. Spencer has never given a woman an orgasm.
3. Spencer pees sitting down.
4. Spencer once threw his cell phone into a fountain because he saw Anne Hathaway do it in The Devil Wears Prada and then realize that it was a dumb mov(i)e.
5. Spencer has watched The Devil Wears Prada a total of 17 times, not counting that one time when he was drunk and watched it while Heidi was blowing him.

*How did my last name get dragged into any of this?
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2 Responses to “The Things I’ve Learned From Staring at This Picture of Spencer Pratt”


  1. 1 caitlynintherye October 24, 2007 at 7:07 am

    I don’t know, Heidi doesn’t seem like a blowjob kind of girl. I’d imagine they have really boring, whiny sex.

  2. 2 Smartest Man in the World November 3, 2007 at 1:25 am

    I agree the guys a creep. Is it bad to watch when getting a blow job? Didn’t realize that was creepy. Thanks for the heads up, I guess.


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