Is it wrong that I desperately want Lindsay Lohan to be called out for the cokehead that she is?
(No, it’s not. It’s okay that I am bitter)
LoHo got in a car accident last night when her Mercedes crashed into the curb while driving. She was cited for a DUI and taken to the hospital for minor injuries.
Even better – the cops are saying they found cocaine in the car.
Why is this a happy occasion for me? I’m an awful person, I know, but it’s THRILLING!