It’s kind of hard for the fashion police to arrest someone where they’re wearing handcuffs for earrings.
When is this monster going to go away? She’s not fun to look at like LoHo or super cracked out like Nicole. She’s just a big open-mouthed attention horse.
[Ed. Note: Jessica and John Mayer have broken up! Those earrings must be an attempt to distract us from her tear-swollen eyes!]
Jessica is in Cannes this week promoting some movie she’s in. Unfortunately for us, it’s not her new movie, Blonde Ambition (see video below), which was made for twelve dollars and a bottle of TrimSpa. It looks that amazing. I’ll be there opening night.