I often wonder about the moment when someone in the public eye crosses the line between normal person and celebrity. One can be famous and still be normal, like my good friend Julianne Moore who I often see buying lady things at Rite Aid.
I am more thinking about the moment you decide to show off your new plastic surgery by pretending to just be cavorting at the beach with your boyfriend, when really, you two are staging a photoshoot for the paparazzi.
Like my friend Heidi, here, and her boydouche, Spencer Pratt. She and her tool box just happened to fill their bags with beach toys, find and empty beach and proceed to do push ups in the tide and lie in each others Herpified arms.
“And oh, look! Cameras are here! Eek! How’d they find us?!”