The Plan

My List Of Things To Do To Improve My Image Post “ReHab”
by Lindsay M. Lohan

1. Walk around with water bottles to fool everyone! I’m SO smart. First Herbie Fully Loaded, and now this. Brain power!
2. Talk about how great I am AND how insecure I am in the most annoying way possible. Cute pics will only help! I’m sassy!
3. Go to Coachella, get fucked up on something, and dance around in my bra. I’m a serious actress and I want an Oscar! This should be obvious from doing #3.
4. This is going out on a limb, but MAYBE I should eat something? Not sure. I can feel my fallopian tubes popping through my skin, but it looks so hot on Nicole….

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