The Ugliest Pants Ever (I have to buy a pair!)

Attention Celebrities.

Please keep wearing pants like this. Don’t ever stop. Throw out your skinny jeans, recycle those bootleg Sevens from 2002. The future is here, in the shape of a Pant-Diaper, and it looks GREAT on your ass. Why? Because it makes the rest of us average hos look bangin’ next to this shit. Your tiny rexie thighs look monstrous in those things. It’s a MIRACLE! God has heard my call, The Secret is working. I’ve been visualizing the downfall of your below-the-waist area, and finally my dream has become reality.

Not to mention, your camel-toe looks finger lickin’ good.

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[source: DListed, my favorite!]

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