I hate almost everyone (no Lindsay, not you) but I have a soft spot for Hulk offspring Brooke Hogan, who is constantly getting blog-bashed for her tranny stylings. Even when she is without makeup, people like to pick on her.
I can’t help but like the girl. Brookie is the daughter of a fake wrestler with roid-muscles, so of course she’s going to turn out huge. And she’s tall, and tall people suffer a lot in life (ahem). Plus, every woman I’ve ever seen from Florida dresses like they’re tucking a dick between their legs! She’s in good company.
Yes, she wears neon outfits on Hogan Knows Best, but let’s be honest here, if I were fabulously big, blonde and virginal at eighteen, I would too.