Hey Lindsay. You should really stop dipping your face in rubber cement. It’s starting to look like the egg I had in a class project in second grade where I let it sit in vinegar for days and it turned to rubber. Why don’t you come over to my apartment; we chould watch the entire season of Arrested Development, and I’ll make you some popcorn and i’l even let you have a couple of Smirnoff Ices. No you can’t bring that gargoyle along, he’s scaring me.
Oh, I have something stuck in my teeth – can I use your arm?