America’s Next Top Model Update: Part 2

This season of America’s Next Top Model is insane. For serious. Here is a short clip I found on YouTube of some of the premiere’s highlights. Of insanity.

Insane Moment #1: TYRA. Tyra be crazy! The second Tyra stomps onto the scene you KNEW this season was going to be nutso. Tyra has slowly been revealing herself as a lunatic over the past few years. The first season of ANTM she only busted out a “fierce” when truly necessary. Now everything from her drag queen weave to her smelly dumps are fierce.

Here is further proof of Tyra being a total nut job:

Insane Moment #2: The Dartmouth educated plus size model who, after doing her pro-gay marriage shot, announced that she was cool with lesbians because she played college basketball. She’s got an Ivy League vagitude!

Insane Moment #3: The dumb Russian girl who married a rich forty year old Texan when she was eighteen in order to come to America and become a reality TV flash in the pan. Thank God that wall fell, we are REAPING the benefits!

Insane Moment #4: Jael. The first time a stoned robot has appeared on national television. We are breaking boundaries!

Insane Moment #5:
Not keeping Kathleen around through the makeover show to cut that dead racoon of her head. PETA must be really upset with her for that clear violation of animal abuse. Also she was hilarious to watch. Why they didn’t trash the married teen bitchzilla Renee is beyond me. Maybe they are trying to protect her baby from all the secondhand smoke she creates.

This season is amazing because of the lunatics they’ve packed under one roof. They already got rid of the pretty girls (Felicia! Lil’ Alabama!) in order to keep the nuts around. Thank god they are running this show RIGHT!


2 Responses to “America’s Next Top Model Update: Part 2”

  1. 1 daisy March 26, 2007 at 7:52 pm

    Oh my shit that clip of Tyra doing her best Oprah over Vaseline is amazing! I can’t wait to show my boyfriend. He works nights and we dont have cable so he has found himself watching hat show a lot. Everyday he tells me shes crazy and shes trying to convince us she is Oprah. He must see this. Good call Spencer!

  2. 2 Natasha March 26, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    As your TV soulmate, I can’t believe I’m not watching this. They even show it twice a week! What’s wrong with me??? (By the way, I officially gave up Days today.)

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