I don’t know what to say about Britney Spears anymore. I’ve felt sad for her, excited and supportive, hopeful, a little worried, extremely horrified, and even flat out disgusted. Then when I read the other day that she had spent 24 hours in rehab I was kinda scared for BritBrit.
But Britney doesn’t fuck around. If she is going to be batshit insane, at least she commits:
Now, let me start by saying that I think Britney loks kind of hot with a shaved head. It’s not a good look for everyone and her face is pretty enough to pull it off and she has a nice round head. So, at least she has that look going for her.
I just turned on CNN, and at 8 AM this is making news. According to Us Weekly, Britney was out of it, said she wanted no one to touch her anymore and was screaming and hard to deal with. In addition to the lips tatto she got a pink and red cross on her hip, of course.
Jesus Cross + Lips x Bald Head = MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Britney has essentially become that crazy girl at your high school who was adorable in 8th grade and then started dressing in black and carving Kurt Cobain into her arm with a spork.
Someone lend Britney a copy of Nevermind and give her a Hot Topic credit card.