Paris Exposed as Dildo Loving, Tampon Smoking Cokehead

You may have heard the story a while ago about Paris Hilton forgetting to pay rent on her storage space leaving all her personal items to be auctioned off to random strangers. Well it happened, and those random strangers bought all her stuff – her videos, pictures, and journal entries, and put them up on the web.

You can watch a free video clip and check out some of the pictures on their site, and if you want to buy me an early birthday present, it only costs forty dollars to access all the goodies.
Pretty please.

All the stuff on the site is pretty standard slutbag cokescum stuff that one has come to expect from Paris, but my favorite part was the short video clip of a hairy-chested bald man with $5000 worth of coke on his chest exclaiming “This is how you do coke, people!” Presumably Paris and friends were about to snort up the mound of coke n’ nipple hairs off this dude’s chest.

However if you look closely at the dude, I am pretty sure it is Todd Meister, Nikki Hilton’s former husband of 86 days.

Here’s Coke Chest:

Here is Todd Meister with some Upper East Side types:

Here he is in a car with Nikki and Bijou Phillips (driving to go get coke?):

Kind of looks the same, right?

Hilariously, when describing Todd Meister to E news right after he and Nikki wed in Vegas, Paris Publicist Elliot Mintz said, “I would suggest he is a very serious, very sober businessman with some very important clients who take his business very seriously.”


Totally!

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5 Responses to “Paris Exposed as Dildo Loving, Tampon Smoking Cokehead”


  1. 1 Steve January 25, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    I thought he looks a lot like Jon Favreau, but I think you may be right.

  2. 2 no January 26, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    that’s not todd. it looks like him, but it’s not.

  3. 3 katespencer January 26, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    Thank you for clarifying, person in the know. I hope you are Lindsay Lohan.

  4. 4 Slamby Openlegs February 4, 2007 at 5:57 am

    That is him and who ever thinks it isn’t is as dumb as shit, that’s old dried and crumbly.

  5. 5 M February 4, 2007 at 10:08 pm

    YES THATS HIM …ONE OF THE DRUG DEALER PROMOTERS AND NICKYS EX


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