This is what makes me angry as I try to sleep at night.
I’m telling you, there is just no excuse for a millionaire who wears $20 platform flipflops. It’s utter insanity and quite frankly an enormous insult to the rest of us getting by each day on the cost of one of Britney’s shitty perfumes.
If I had millions of dollars, I’d be wearing this Marc Jacobs dress:
With black tights and these Sigerson flats:
I would carry this delicious Prada bag:
I am sure my life would suck in the same ways, but I’d look fucking AWESOME!
And there would be NO platform flip flops in sight.