I admit I watch VH1 a lot – mostly for America’s Next Top Model marathons. Okay fine – and for The Celebrity Paranormal Project. And I like seeing my friends on TV talking about celebaginas and Top Chef. Argh, I also know ever girl on both seasons of Flavor of Love. Okay, so I am a main member of VH1’s target audience. But still, many of the shows on their are crap – the Hogans, the Fat Celebrity Exercise Jam, the Surreal Life, that stupid Gene Simmons show with scared children – it’s like a Port O Potty of lame reality tv shows.
Well get ready for the biggest dump of all – because now their doing “The (White) Rapper Show“, which from the ads I’ve seen, looks to be the most retarded chunk of reality vomit around. By retarded I mean, FUCKING BORING. Having to listen to raps about shopping at Wal Mart and watching DVDs of Everybody Loves Raymond while eating at The Olive Garden sounds pretty fucking painful to me.
The preview shows the whiteys, who live together in a house in the South South Bronx, going out into “da hood” to rap for their neighbors. It then cuts to some fight where a fat girl is putting her dildo on top of another contestant’s head.
Then they stop, collaborate, and listen; rocking their mics like vandals.