Talking ‘Bout My Resolution

…to write about the following (mostly weird) things from my life, including:

• I Sleep With A Baby Blanket
• I Just Flossed For the Second Time In A Year
• When I Was A Kid, I Ate Books
• The Day I Wished My Best Friend Was A Dude
• Dating in Burlington, VT Circa 1998
• The Educational Play I Was In About Molestation, In Which I Played The Mother
• Horseback Riding Camp
• The Things I Tried To Smoke Before Pot And Cigarettes
• Riding Around With Mike Gordon On A Golf Cart

AND MORE!!!!

Coming Soon…