She’s pretty fucking annoying – what with that Oscar and her Botoxed head and that annoying Chanel commercial. But still, I feel bad for Nicole Kidman. No one wants to be cheated on by their brand new cokehead husband. Though I have to imagine the warning signs were probably so blatant that he was shouting them out during sex.
“I’m cheating on you with a fugly big-nosed model who lets me do coke off her titties!”
“Keith stop talking and just keep diddling me with my Oscar!”