I Feel Bad

She’s pretty fucking annoying – what with that Oscar and her Botoxed head and that annoying Chanel commercial.  But still, I feel bad for Nicole Kidman.  No one wants to be cheated on by their brand new cokehead husband.  Though I have to imagine the warning signs were probably so blatant that he was shouting them out during sex.

 “I’m cheating on you with a fugly big-nosed model who lets me do coke off her titties!”

“Keith stop talking and just keep diddling me with my Oscar!”

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