Monthly Cycle of Retardation

Nicole Richie apparently wants us to think she took the Vicodin that led to her arrest early Monday morning because of period cramps. Now, unless Nicole’s period involves a root canal every month, I find this hard to believe.

Also women with the bodies of 8 year old girls don’t get periods, stupid.

Skeletor searches around in her $1000 purse for tampons, oxcontin, and breadcrumbs.

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1 Response to “Monthly Cycle of Retardation”


  1. 1 Molly December 16, 2006 at 12:44 pm

    Don’t kid yourself Kate, there’s NO WAY she would look for breadcrumbs in there… unless they were made of crack.

    ~Molly


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