I should get off the couch and go to bed.
If I do that, I should change the kitty litter too.
Why did the guy who sold me my magazine in Barnes & Noble today say “God Bless” to me?
That was weird.
I like when I eat beets and it turns my pee red.
Eh, that sounds weird. I’m so frigging weird. Who even looks at their pee?
What’s a job?
Did the cat just fart or was that me?
Wow beet farts smell weird.
I should go to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about things.
Oh look, the cat threw up on my computer wires. It’s already dry so I’ll just leave it for a while.
I’m going to cry so hard during the Biggest Loser finale.
Okay, I should really sleep.