My Brain Works Like This

I should get off the couch and go to bed.


If I do that, I should change the kitty litter too.

Why did the guy who sold me my magazine in Barnes & Noble today say “God Bless” to me?

That was weird.

I like when I eat beets and it turns my pee red.


Eh, that sounds weird.  I’m so frigging weird. Who even looks at their pee?

What’s a job?

Did the cat just fart or was that me?

Wow beet farts smell weird.

I should go to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about things.

Oh look, the cat threw up on my computer wires. It’s already dry so I’ll just leave it for a while.

I’m going to cry so hard during the Biggest Loser finale.

Okay, I should really sleep.

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