I wouldn’t say that Lindsay Lohan looks anywhere near fat; but that’s not to say I shouldn’t use this picture of her with PMS/detox bloat face to feel better about myself and the two ton catfish Po Boy I ate last night!
I was seriously up all night with a stomach ache and catfish burps. Oh, I forgot to tell you that my blog is about to become all about the awful gas I have. Because that is the only exciting thing going on in my life! If only I was a twenty year old alcoholic recovering anorexic cokehead like SOME PEOPLE, I’d have more things to talk about, but alas, I am just not that lucky.