Here is why I hate supermodels.
It’s not because of how ridiculously skinny they are, or that they look amazing in leggings, or that they make millions for standing around and snorting coke up their butts. I mean I hate them for those things, but so does everyone.
It is because they can go out like this:
And though horrifying, they still look reasonably hot. Certainly doable through Beer Googles.
Yet when I take hours to get dolled up, the end result is always this: