This day is apparently ripe for Lohan news. Nothing too exciting, she’s just letting a British fuggleton snack on her genital warts. Which British fuggleton you ask?
The “You’re Beautiful” guy. James Blunt.
Now we American women are big assholes when it comes to British men. We hold them to different looks standards than their American brethren just because of their dumb accents and fancy words. Take a good look at this guy, ladies. He is butt nasty to the max. No upper lip, teeth that seem to grow from his bottom lip and bloom into rosy gums, stupid 90’s rocker haircut. Why would anyone tap this? He’s still going to walk out on you after playing with your naughty bits, only he just says “Cheers” when he leaves.
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